Me? I'd like people to think twice before staging one of these. They have to mean it, or the thing becomes pointless. So, here's what I propose:
Pick a date. We'll stand on either side of a busy street and hold up signs:
- EYES ON THE ROAD, RUBBERNECK
- YOU CAUSE TRAFFIC JAMS
- LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR THIS
- WHO CARES WHAT WE'RE PROTESTING?
- HONK IF YOU'RE IMPOTENT
We'll have to dress in camoflage, of course, and shout catchy sayings until our voices give out.
I'm open to suggestion on those, too - all I came up with is "Traffic, flow. Roll up the window!"
(repeat it for a while; it'll grow on you)
Who's with me?