- self: What's that?
co-worker: Dog food.
self: Ah. I was thinking it looked like charcoal.
co-worker: Why would I have charcoal?
self: That's what I was asking.
co-worker: We could use it to burn this place down.
self: I think they've got a lighter over in Graphics.
self: They use it for smoking.
co-worker: Right. So, we're set.
self: Except.. That's dog food.
co-worker: Shoulda bought charcoal.
self: Next time.