some guy (self) wrote,
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The most disgusting thing I've ever put in my mouth

Prior to this morning, that record was held by petrolium jelly. I was young and stupid, and I thought it looked like donut filling. It wasn't.

Today, I think I'd like to have my stomach pumped.

Without going into too any details, let's just say the Starbucks Omelette needs a few revisions.

It did serve it's desired effect, though. My eyes are propped open like some kind of cartoon character. I'm so wired and awake, I can't imagine ever sleeping again.

Still, I definitely owe God an apology for the abomination I helped bring into this world...
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