Sometimes, I can't tell if I'm joking either.

Y'know, having essentially scheduled my breakdown made me feel a lot better. I only have to maintain this facade until 3:00 now. I should set an alarm to remind myself.

Hmm...

To the outside observer, it'll look like I was hypnotized to go into a psychotic rage, triggered from afar on my celphone.

That's a plausible excuse, right?