some guy (self) wrote,
some guy

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Remind me to mention this when I go into therapy:

A few years ago, I did some research into pagan rituals and devised a ceremony to perform on my car. It involved burning sage, mostly. The idea was to put to rest the angry spirits of Earth materials that had been twisted into this unnatural form for my convenience.

When it was over, I could almost hear them say "Thanks, mister. But I'm still a car."

It.. Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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