That last one, in fact, demands the whole day. The good news is, we just had a 45 minute delay, leaving a gap in my schedule to accomplish one of the other tasks. The bad news is I squandered that opportunity recording this moment for posterity. Hope you enjoy it.
...which brings us to the future, where I'm moving up in my career as a video game developer. A career which begins with me getting myself hired at the Game Developers Conference in about three weeks, on the basis of some proposals I'm working to finish now.
It seems I'm the battleground in which Past, Present, and Future are planning to duke it out for supremacy. A family squabble, if you will, where Past is sick of getting nothing but hand-me-downs and Future is tired of Present (who just wants a little attention) breaking all his best toys. I suppose I should be honored, but the whole thing just seems so petty. And I'm pretty sure I could sort things out for them if I just had the time to do so.
(is that a better metaphor, DragonPookie?)