A clue! Let's type it in our handy-dandy journal.

Guess what I'm seeing today?

What? That's a great idea! We'll play Blues Clues to find out!
...Oh, wait. Just gave away the answer. Never mind.

Front row center, baby!

You'd probably respect me more if I said I'm just going for the nephew:

...but the truth is, he's just a front. I've been looking forward to this all year.