- self: I need a new sticker.
DMV: Stand in that line over there.
self: They told me to come here.
DMV: No they didn't. I just watched you walk in.
self: Be that as it may, I need a new sticker.
DMV: You need to stand in that line over there.
self: No I don't.
self: You could just give me the sticker.
DMV: No, sir. I could not.
self: I'd go away.
DMV: I appreciate that.
self: It's in your top righthand drawer.
DMV: Sir, the line's right over there.
self: Could you just show me what the sticker looks like?
self: I'll make my own.
DMV: Sir, you can't do that.
self: Of course I can. White background, blue text.. It's a common enough typeface.
DMV: You can't make your own sticker.
self: I'm telling you, it's easy. Wait here. I'll </i>show</i> you!
DMV: You'll go to jail. It's illegal to make your own sticker.
self: Man, censorship is harsh!
DMV: Yes, sir.
self: I have the right to express myself, you know.
DMV: No, sir.
self: I don't have the right to express myself?
self: Things sure have changed around here.
DMV: Welcome to the DMV. Now if you'll kindly stand in that line over there, we'll give you your sticker.
self: Tell you what. Give me the sticker now, and I'll wait in that line to show them that I have it.
DMV: Sir, that would be a compromise.
self: I'll... I'll give you a dollar!
DMV: Thank you. Now, go stand in line.