May 15th, 2006

self portrait (escher)

Welcome to the future.

So, damn the consequences, I've been testing the theory that whipped cream makes everything better.

Consider that statement for a moment. The purity. The universal truth. Whipped Cream... makes everything better.

That's a lie, it turns out. One doesn't have to go much further than "roast beef" to discover this, but I'm here to report that "Chocolate Lucky Charms" mixed in equal proportions with the whipped cream is, in fact, the best thing ever.

And now you know.
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