January 29th, 2003

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grassroots efforts are lame.

As I was driving home from work today, I drove past a protest rally at the government center. Their slogans weren't terribly inventive or memorable; just things like "No War in Iraq", and "War is bad." There was no passion in their eyes, no conviction in their stance. It was as though someone invited them to stand there, but didn't bother to show up themselves.

So I gave it some thought, and here's what I came up with:
    They don't make those decisions here.
It's the county government center, folks. International policy happens on a much higher level. I mean, sure, if we were considering a preemptive attack on Simi Valley to secure Oxnard's resources for ourselves, that's the place to make your voice heard. But for something this big, you probably need to get on a plane and head to Washington.

They have to know this, right?

So, why are they here?

Because it represents the minimal effort necessary to placate their conscience.

Worthless or not, they've done their part.

*sigh*

Dissent isn't supposed to be routine. It's a special occasion. You're standing up to oppressors, facing off against authority. How can you just go through the motions with something like that?

Seriously - if there isn't just the tiniest thrill in it for you, go home. It's cold outside.
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the protest to end all protests

I'm thinking now about what would make an effective protest rally, and it really comes down to what effect you're looking for.

Me? I'd like people to think twice before staging one of these. They have to mean it, or the thing becomes pointless. So, here's what I propose:

Pick a date. We'll stand on either side of a busy street and hold up signs:
  • EYES ON THE ROAD, RUBBERNECK

  • YOU CAUSE TRAFFIC JAMS

  • LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR THIS

  • WHO CARES WHAT WE'RE PROTESTING?

  • HONK IF YOU'RE IMPOTENT
Anyway, those are just off the top of my head - you'll probably think of better ones and make me look bad.

We'll have to dress in camoflage, of course, and shout catchy sayings until our voices give out.

I'm open to suggestion on those, too - all I came up with is "Traffic, flow. Roll up the window!"
(repeat it for a while; it'll grow on you)

So, yeah..

Who's with me?
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    ...and if the elevator tries to take you down?