A cop finds a man beating up a little kid in front of a bar. He runs over to break it up and starts to cuff the man.
The man says "You don't understand. I'm the bass player in the band tonight, and right in the middle of a song, this little $#!& comes up on stage and just reaches up and detunes one of my strings!".
"Well, that may be pretty obnoxious," says the cop, "but is it really worth clobbering him like I found you?"
"You don't understand!" says the bass player, "The little #$%^& won't tell me which one it was!"
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The man says "You don't understand. I'm the bass player in the band tonight, and right in the middle of a song, this little $#!& comes up on stage and just reaches up and detunes one of my strings!".
"Well, that may be pretty obnoxious," says the cop, "but is it really worth clobbering him like I found you?"
"You don't understand!" says the bass player, "The little #$%^& won't tell me which one it was!"