self:
Do you have a CD yet?
her:
We do. I don't know if we have one here, though.
self:
I will buy one if you can find it.
her:
I'm just the bass player. I'm not paid to be smart.
self:
...
Do you have a CD yet?
her:
We do. I don't know if we have one here, though.
self:
I will buy one if you can find it.
her:
I'm just the bass player. I'm not paid to be smart.
self:
...
Comments
The man says "You don't understand. I'm the bass player in the band tonight, and right in the middle of a song, this little $#!& comes up on stage and just reaches up and detunes one of my strings!".
"Well, that may be pretty obnoxious," says the cop, "but is it really worth clobbering him like I found you?"
"You don't understand!" says the bass player, "The little #$%^& won't tell me which one it was!"