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abuse of seniority

    self:
    This would be old hat if you were old school.

    friend:
    Hats aren't allowed in school.

    self:
    That's what I'm sayin'. They used to be. But you know who else kicks it old school?

    friend:
    Nope.

    self:
    Men Without Hats.

    friend:
    Who?

    self:
    Safety Dance!

    friend:
    Never heard of it.

    self:
    My joke would be funnier if you had the right backround. What the heck do they teach in this so-called school?

    friend:
    More important things! Newfangled... stuff.

    self:
    You should have transferred to the old one. You could have worn a hat, or been a man without.

    friend:
    My brain hurts.

    self:
    You know what helps with that, don't you?

    friend:
    Old hats?

    self:
    Asprin!

    friend:
    Yeah.

    self:
    I hope none of your classmates grew up to be doctors if that prescription of yours is any indication.

    friend:
    I'm going away now.

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egheaumaen
Feb. 8th, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC)
Sounds like you can leave this friend behind.
self
Feb. 8th, 2006 04:22 pm (UTC)
stop lookin' at my hands
I know those are the rules*, but isn't that a harsh double standard to hold 'em to? I don't dance either.



*anyone still with us? bueller?
speedball
Feb. 8th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)
Yes, but you can if you want to.
self
Feb. 9th, 2006 12:39 am (UTC)
News flash:
Permission and ability aren't interchangeable.
speedball
Feb. 9th, 2006 01:49 am (UTC)
He'll save every one of us!
That's true, but you can't tell that to most of these people.
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