The message it currently projects is "If you're the art director, reject this applicant immediately, before he steals your job."
But, hey. The company I'm applying with needs someone to do that. Desperately...
It's for the greater good.
I don't expect I'll hear back from them. Though, if I do? Forget that crack I made about their art department -- it's a beautiful place, and they're all professionals.
seonsaint helped transform that into something infinitely less aggressive. They might actually consider me now.
...and, I take back the whole "they're all professionals" thing - I can't say that with a straight face. =)