some guy (self) wrote,
some guy

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meanwhile, back at the office...

[ --Backstory-- ]

What's happened since then:
  • Manager gives me a list, in the vaguest terms possible, of several dozen reports he wants to be able to run, each requiring a significant restructuring of the entire database, and a general rethinking of office workflow.

  • Upper Management tells me not to create said reports, as we'll have to cut down a small rainforest every month to generate the amount of paper these are gonna eat.

  • Three months pass without a mention.

And this morning?
  • Upper Management forgets we had that conversation.

  • Manager remembers he wants those reports.

I'll leave this one to the imagination...
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