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A few years ago, I did some research into pagan rituals and devised a ceremony to perform on my car. It involved burning sage, mostly. The idea was to put to rest the angry spirits of Earth materials that had been twisted into this unnatural form for my convenience.

When it was over, I could almost hear them say "Thanks, mister. But I'm still a car."

It.. Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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speedball
May. 22nd, 2002 01:08 pm (UTC)
Did the car run at all better or differently after doing so?

Kurt
self
May. 22nd, 2002 03:11 pm (UTC)
Since you asked:
We're not talking a performance upgrade or anything, but the car never electrocuted me again after that.
speedball
May. 22nd, 2002 03:59 pm (UTC)
Asked and answered...
I'd call that a successful ritual, then.

Kurt
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