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Curiousity and the Cat

Ego points out that if someone were to release a diet cough-syrup flavored soda to market, I'd be first in line to buy it.

Horrid menthol flavored bubbly yuck...

He's not wrong, though.

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speedball
May. 31st, 2004 12:05 pm (UTC)
Of course you'd be first in line.

More accurately, you'd be the point.
self
May. 31st, 2004 01:04 pm (UTC)
What's the point?
Ambiguous wording...
    I'd represent the reason to make this product?

    Or, I'd be the start, middle and end of a very short line segment?
speedball
May. 31st, 2004 01:06 pm (UTC)
Re: What's the point?
I was actually going for the second one, but the first is pretty much accurate as well.
self
May. 31st, 2004 02:09 pm (UTC)
You're not wrong, either.
I figured that was the case, but only because I know you well enough -- when in doubt, it's safer to assume most people aren't making a math joke.
seonsaint
May. 31st, 2004 09:45 pm (UTC)
A bundle of diet like sodas
You left a bunch of diet sodas from when you were house sitting--

They're gone.

The diet Sunkist that we thought was gross, becomes REALLY good if you chill it ice cold... and don't mix it with water or ice...
self
May. 31st, 2004 10:14 pm (UTC)
I did chill one can. Didn't get it icy cold, but it was still pretty bad. I can't believe you gave that stuff a second chance, much less found a way to make it palatable...
egheaumaen
May. 31st, 2004 11:40 pm (UTC)
Speedy's cat makes me feel all tingly...
Mmmmmmmm...
egheaumaen
May. 31st, 2004 10:06 pm (UTC)
You Forgot the Ad Slogan
"All the mediciney goodness without those annoying health benefits."
self
Jun. 1st, 2004 05:53 am (UTC)
If I forgot it this easily, they need a new slogan.
egheaumaen
Jun. 3rd, 2004 03:11 pm (UTC)
New Slogan?
"Drink it or the squirrel dies!"
self
Jun. 3rd, 2004 11:58 pm (UTC)
oh, there's a delimma.
I hate that squirrel, but I still want to drink this!

What do I do?!
egheaumaen
Jun. 4th, 2004 12:08 am (UTC)
You're Right. New Slogan Then...
"Want to throw up, but too queasy about sticking your finger down your throat?"
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